And Now For Something Completely Different
This week I am departing from the official theme of this blog, because I was inspired to do something other than stare at the intricate details of medieval paintings of religious/tortured/naked people....
View ArticleEuropean Adventures Part III: An Automatonophobe's Nightmare
This week I learned that automatonophobia is the fear of inanimate objects that represent humans. Thanks, Google!In part three of the Europe travel notes, we look again at Oviedo Cathedral, and more...
View ArticleEuropean Adventures Part II: Oviedo and the Temple of Death
After the Wedding in Bling Abbey, I was off for an assignment in Spain. There wasn’t much time for sightseeing, but the one thing I did get to check out was Oviedo Cathedral. And what a cathedral it...
View ArticleEuropean Adventures Part I: The Pomp of the Polish Pulpit
Dear readers, you may, or more likely may not, have noticed that I have been AWOL for a little while. Well, that is because the past few weeks I was gallivanting around Europe attending a wedding,...
View ArticleThis One Pic Will Blow Your Notions of Moses Out Of The Water
Ok, more like it will fish them out of the water, where they have been stored in a waterproof basket. But that doesn’t help me practice my Preposterous Clickbait Title Generation Skills.Moses. You...
View ArticleMini-Post: Madonna in the Sky with Disembodied Baby Heads
…Ok, so maybe it’s not quite as catchy as the Beatles’ tune. The Apparition of the Virgin – Girolamo da Carpi, 1530/1540Three things with this painting:1. Baby angels apparently make great seats.2....
View ArticleRevenge of the Babies
It’s been several weeks now since creepy naked babies have played a major role in this blog. I recently stumbled across the works of 15th century Italian painter Andrea del Sarto, who provided more...
View ArticleYou Don’t Know (Union) Jack
In a historic vote this week, either Scotland tried and failed to gain independence, or Scottish nationalists tried and failed to break up a venerable union. Depends on your perspective. In any case,...
View ArticleImmoral Women, Ho!
I was excited to discover recently that the Dutch Rijksmuseum has a massive digitized collection, which has several convenient pre-sorted collections by artist, style, story, etc. I was even more...
View ArticlePoint/Counterpoint: Economic Systems Edition
Happy Labor Day weekend! I thought that for the occasion I would feature some early union/anti-union posters, but had a hard time finding quite what I was looking for. In the process of searching,...
View ArticleDC Art: Commemorating Military Instruction (And Bird Molestation)
One day, I was walking by Lafayette Square near the White House. There were a number of statues scattered around. Statues are fairly ubiquitous in the area, usually featuring slightly pompous,...
View ArticleHe’s Baaaaaaaack
Another quick one this week. Many moons ago I brought to you the touching image of Jesus bringing pizza to souls stuck in limbo. Well, it turns out that picture was a part of a series of paintings...
View ArticleMini-Post: Toasty Baby Furnace
Another nativity quickie: The Adoration of the Shepherds – Giovanni Girolamo Savoldo, 1530sMy main concern with this one is that these shepherds don’t look to be adoring him so much as huddling around...
View ArticleThe Nativity feat. St. Pincushion & the Fashionistas
The Nativity is one of those things that gets painted a lot. Key elements usually include Baby Jesus, Mary, Joseph (maybe – as foster dad, he’s kind of ignored sometimes), and some combination of wise...
View ArticleIt's Tough to Be the Queen - Part 10
So, uh…I kind of let this series die. Much like Marie let her husband die hours after her coronation. But now I am coming at it with the Defibrillator of Derision, to resuscitate the wonder that is...
View ArticleJudgment Day: Drug-Addled Torture Porn for Renaissance Germans
So the other day, I said to myself, “You know, self, you haven’t reviewed a freaky painting of hellish torture in ages.” So then, because I hadn’t had any nightmares in a while, I looked up some...
View ArticleAllegorical Double-Bill: The Agony, the Ecstasy, and Divine Hazing
“Allegory:” I believe this is a code word artists use for their work when they got drunk one night and painted the first thing that came into their heads/sculpted something horrific/trashed some...
View ArticleMini-Post: Allegory for a Long Week
Sometimes, you just feel tired and worn out. Like the universe has given you as much as you can handle, and then some.Source: David CastorTake Mary here. She's like, "I didn't ask for a baby. I...
View ArticleStop! In the Name of Love (and a Horse)
Some time ago, this image on Ugly Renaissance Babiescaught my eye: I love this picture. These are the most epic babies I have ever seen. The one in the middle will claw out your liver without a...
View ArticleBiblical Pinup Girls
After last week’s exploration in the comments section of the fashion concerns surrounding wearing white while beheading someone, I stumbled across this other depiction of Judith.It just goes to show...
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